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Anonymous whispered: "you could say they're a boner" oMG

ahh yes anon we have the same humor
i congratulate u. :D

wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

fuhck-me:

incurablyawesome:

buddhabob:

quinnf4brays:

lucyforpromqueen:

quinnf4brays:

there are animals called dikdiks

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pronounced.. dick-dicks?

no pronounced xylophone

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I’ll show you my dikdik

When I just made a double kill and I see a third enemy

panpacificdefensecorpse:

That’s Why We’re Making Headlines | A 100% totally serious mix for a bunch of damaged warriors and the damage they cause

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Boss Ass Bitch - PTAF | Disturbia - Rihanna | No Church in the Wild - Jay-Z and Kanye West ft. Frank Ocean | Bitter Rivals - Sleigh Bells | One Day, Robots Will Cry - Cobra Starship | Devil - Ida Maria | Glory and Gore - Lorde | Stop Me - Natalia Kills | Ever Fallen in Love (With Someone You Shouldn’t’ve?) - The Buzzcocks | Psycho Killer - Talking Heads | The Mighty Fall - Fall Out Boy ft. Big Sean | Die Young - Ke$ha

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becca-morley:

history

everythingroosterteeth:

im fucking done

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

knightlypatroclus:

mmjordahl:

sp00pbending:

people who make casual offhanded references to mythology in everyday conversation are scary and incredible

you spelled ‘sexy’ wrong

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nbchannibal:

meganmachine:

Happy Earth Day!! Isn’t nature beautiful?

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by nature.

play count: 366005

felitomkinson:

shermansgallifreyan:

My headcanon for what GLaDOS is thinking 100% of the time

MY GOD

ghost-anus:

culler-of-booty:

Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

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